Swordsmanship Admirer Prints

'No sign of attack yet. Though, I think I see a signal coming through. What do you think a bunch of 'M's would mean?'

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

How Swordfish Are Born

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'Now I suppose, we owe them one.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"