Sword Savant Prints

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Golf lessons

East End Maps.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Trawling for Fish.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Battle.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Three Musketeers at a barbecue

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'