Swordplay Savant Prints

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Pinewood Fencing Club: 'We de-liver'!

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

Fencing Lessons

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.