Swordplay Savant Prints

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Pinewood Fencing Club: 'We de-liver'!

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Scheduel.

Fencing Lessons

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Battle.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'