Sword In The Stone Fan T-Shirts

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Epic Battles

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Your remote control, sire."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Knighthood being given by the king

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Stone henge swing.