Swing Perfectionists Prints

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Besties Photo

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'