Swing Perfectionists Mugs

"I shot 60 and you say that isn't bad, but I aim to do even better on the second hole!"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

A bride and a groom on a swing

Besties Photo

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Football Crazy.