Sweets And Desserts Mugs

Early Ice Cream

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

A heart shaped cake

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

"Ninja bread men"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"