Sweet Foods Mugs

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

"I'm torn between 'Death by Chocolate' and 'Regret by Chocolate'."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A heart shaped cake

"Too much sugar."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

"Ninja bread men"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.