Sweet Foods Gifts

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

"I'm torn between 'Death by Chocolate' and 'Regret by Chocolate'."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A heart shaped cake

"Too much sugar."

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Banana Split...