Sweet Tooth Senior Gifts

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

Lady of the Cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Layer cake

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Baker Romance

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'