Sweet Tooth Club Gifts

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Mr. Butterworth

'Watch her expression change when I tell her my dad owns a sweet shop!'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"I recommend the marshmallow. It's very filling."

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Ice Cream Dreams.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'