Sweet Tooth Philosopher Pillows

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"If life is like a box of chocolates why are we on a diet?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Layer cake

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Baker Romance

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"