Sweet Tooth Pillows

'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'

'What sort of filling do you want?'

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

The food police are never far away.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'Now no false modesty, Bill. For your work you deserve a lollipop.'

"I could really go for a cookie...but there are only two left, and the kids will be home in an hour! If I eat one, they'll fight over the other one!"

"Too much sugar."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Lady of the Cake.

'There's why your feet hurt: You have candy corns!'

Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Romeo! A diamond bracelet? A pearl necklace? Flowers? And...and...wherefore art my @*%&^% chocolates?"

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

Beekeeping 101

Time for pancakes!

A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.

'I'm worried that I might have an S.T.D.. . . I know. . . but I've had sex will all sorts.'

'How now, brown cow?'

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

Runner buys ice cream during race.

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

Woman kissing piece of cake

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'