Sweet Tooth Holder T-Shirts

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

Lady of the Cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Layer cake

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Baker Romance

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'