Sweet Satisfaction Seeker Mugs

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Doughnut Making

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Ice Cream Flavors

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Giant Birthday Cake

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"It's a dessert island...!"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."