Satisfaction Seeker Mugs

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I'm glad you were satisfied with the service but please don't tell people or everyone will expect it."

"I thought about it...I even thought about my honeymoon! Can you imagine?! But Gregorio made me realize I'm not here for you. I'm here for me! I love having my own room...I love tending my garden..."

"I'm never satisfied. I'm always hitting 3 for more options."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Turn, turn and turn.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"They're comfortable."

Go! Means NOW!

"Man's best friends."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

Pet a Puppy

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

American Idle.