Sweet Satisfaction Seeker Gifts

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Doughnut Making

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Ice Cream Flavors

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Giant Birthday Cake

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"It's a dessert island...!"

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."