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Toffee for the commentators

"Jail House rock"

"You're right, Perkins! THe smaller basket does make our candy look bigger!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Vegetarian Birds

Is that pancake ready yet?

Time for tea and friendship.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Love Birds love dancing together

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Snake Eyes

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'