Sweet Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'Have you got any of that white stuff?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Why do they do that?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

Trappist Monk Discord

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'What does it say, Dad?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Higher wisdom...

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I cross the road to forget."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine