Swashbuckling Aficionados Mugs

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shred the plank."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Pirate Artist

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Pirate

Pirate Schools

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots...'

'Guess who?'

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Clara and the Nutcracker

Pirate baby.

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."