Swashbuckling Enthusiast Mugs

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

Pirate eye test

Service is getting better!

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shred the plank."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Pirate Artist

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Pirate Schools

Pirate

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Aging Researchers

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Eye-patch Newspaper