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"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Valentines Day truck

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"The firm of Reynolds and Reynolds cannot legally change your 'colors' from 'autumn' to 'spring.'"

"I see you've finished your sugary desserts, can I interest you in some chewing gum?"

Root beer/garden.

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

"There! Maybe that will keep your little sister busy for awhile!"

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