Sustainable Transport Fans Gifts

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

Flower power.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

A bendy-cow.

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Tickets, please.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Sustainable transport

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

Pubic transport

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

The Fantasy Train

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Car Pools.

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Transport Policy - no curbing of car use.

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba