Sustainable Homemaker Gifts

'Don't you love doing our dishes the organic way, leaving them in the sink and letting live sponges eat the food off of them?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Hungry child

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Solar Frankenstein

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Evolution.

"I had to skip my workout."

Your Future Home.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Price may vary with weather.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Amy Sedaris

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'