Sustainability Pillows

"It dries the washing using the very latest technology - a combination of solar and wind power."

"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Urban therapy.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

Gas Vs. Electric

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.

'What happens if there's no wind?'

Growth vs Sustainability.

Electric Car Hypocrisy

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

'Can you believe it? Since we installed our wood-burning stove, we've spent next to nothing on heating oil.'

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Barbecue circa 2050

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

Is it sustainable?

"Oh God, here they come-act green."

A wind turbine generating the electricity for a Christmas tree's lights.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'