Sustainable Living Pillows

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

'Your father used to hold his charge a lot longer when we were young.'

New Zero-Emission homes.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

Water Wars.

Ed was growing concerned about the effect the recent oil spill was having on the local fish supply

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

The developing world's carbon footprint, compared to the developed world's carbon tire tracks.

ACME Mutton Co.

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

Free Range / Deranged

'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'

Woman shops at extreme organic market.

'What I miss most is the mooing.'

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

GM Foods.

Country Living . . . Coming Soon: More City.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Organic?... Or processed food?

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Man generating power for machine.

'Would you like a hand unwrapping your shopping ?'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'