Sustainability Milestone Gifts

Sunflower

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Our war is against cancer."

North Pole

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future