Survivor Of The Fittest Pillows

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Need tickets.

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Now do you believe me?"

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Scare Doe

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

No Loitering

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'