Survivor Extraordinaire Gifts

Drawing on an island.

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Running out of Gas.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Island and man

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'