Surviving Misadventure Prints

"Just my luck, I end up a cartoon cliche!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'I miss my water bed.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Not a happy camper.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"