Surviving Misadventure Mugs

"Just my luck, I end up a cartoon cliche!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'I miss my water bed.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"