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"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

Tennis anyone?

Shipwrecked man sees note: Been rescued your dinner is in the coconut tree.

'You idiot, that was our only chance of getting a message out to someone.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Castaway harnessing electricity.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Island and man

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."