Survivalist Of The Workplace Jungle T-Shirts

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Emergency Phone.

Late/Too Late.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Office Weather

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Cafe Burns.

Getting through the week.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

Exhausted employee

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"