Survivalist Buff Pillows

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Just a little seasoning...

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Prepper Dog

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

Island and man

"You never know what will catch on!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Now do you believe me?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"