Survival Preparation Pillows

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Desert Island Meals.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

65 Million Years Ago

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

Building a Shelter

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saved...life is good!

Desert Island Mishap

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I hate evolution!'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Prepper Dog

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

The trap

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.