'We need a bit more science in our market surveys.'
Survey Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves satire and survey humor? Our collection features clever, tongue-in-cheek products that celebrate the art of playful questioning. Whether they’re a dedicated survey taker or just enjoy poking fun at the question-asking world, these gifts will bring a smile and show you appreciate their unique sense of humor.
Census Interrogation
'Have I lived here all my life? Not yet!'
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"You're fired."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
Torturing the English Language
Trump pardons
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
UK border controls relaxed.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
No-Work Orange
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
Ghostwriting the Bible
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
CIA report
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."
Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"
Strainspotting
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!
Survey Satirist Gifts Collection
Survey Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of survey satirist mugs for witty, humorous designs that brighten up their mornings and make their coffee breaks more fun.
Survey Satirist Pillows
Bring humor into their home with witty survey-themed pillows that add a fun, lighthearted touch to any sofa or bed.
Survey Satirist Prints
Browse our satirical survey prints to add a humorous and artistic vibe to their favorite spaces with clever, eye-catching designs.
Survey Satirist T-Shirts
Check out our survey satirist t-shirts, featuring clever slogans and humorous graphics that let their personality shine through in casual style.