Surveillance Shadows Gifts

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Elusive Shadow.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

The Modern Godot

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

CIA Recommended TVs

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Super-ego Surveillance

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."