Surreal Talk Show Audiences Gifts

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"What a way to go."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

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Sausages!

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Cover story: Picasso

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

GLOO!

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

The Salvador Deli

"So this is how it's going to be."

"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'