Surreal Scenario Appreciator Gifts

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Look! No hands!"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"We pay the living dead wage."

Freia and her golden apples

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'It's for you.'

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Boy needs bigger tire."

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

'Mom!!'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"His parents never picked him up."

I am saved!

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

A snake with human legs.

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

A ball's best case scenario.

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

The Chicken's Revenge.

'The entire Nadler family was devoured by a flesh-eating bathroom fungus.'

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."

'Attorney Kratz, your Honour; representing the China Shop.'

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This only a test.'