Surreal Scenario Appreciator Gifts

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Look! No hands!"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Freia and her golden apples

"We pay the living dead wage."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'It's for you.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Boy needs bigger tire."

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

'Mom!!'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

"His parents never picked him up."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

I am saved!

A snake with human legs.

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

The Chicken's Revenge.

'The entire Nadler family was devoured by a flesh-eating bathroom fungus.'

A ball's best case scenario.

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."

'Attorney Kratz, your Honour; representing the China Shop.'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

Erwin Swanson, Schizophrenic Doctor: 'Wow, three opinions for the price of one- what a bargain!'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'