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The Cremaster Cycle

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Crab with a clown face.

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Man Ray

Thermidor Dali

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

Picasso Cloud.

David Lynch

Francis Picabia

Sheep Escalator

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

'Dali'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

An afterthought/An afrothought

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Post Post

Son of Alien.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'