Surprise Orchestrator Mugs

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

'They were all out of roses.'

Campground Conductor

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

Cow's Surprise Party.

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Tune Up Shop.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

Crab conductor.

Monk Parrot.

Allegro

Shark Bomb

Hector Berlioz

"I told you he was too old for a surprise party!"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Conductor and sun

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

Dawn Chorus.

Birthday Surprise

The Fiddler crab.

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

Man playing a book like a violin.

'This isn't a surprise party. It's an intervention. Quit throwing surprise parties!'

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.

Woman pulling the mask off a man to reveal the same face underneath