Surprise Discovery Gifts

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Surprise!"

The star hunters

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Sweet surprise.

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!