Surgical Procedure Pillows

"It's for his shakes."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Happy Birthday to you.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Gross."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

En garde!

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.