Surgical Procedure Buff Mugs

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Vincent Van Goth.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Hospital Cleaning.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"It was touch and go for a while, but he's out of the woods now!"

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

A monkey in a suit

Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'We've recently adopted the full aviation model.'

Gall Stones.

'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

'If you have any problems with the nose job, take two selfies and send them in the morning.'

"That's where we shred our email."

'His heart was tragically deformed.'

Take An Organ, Leave An Organ

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

'Not hard to see who had the cheaper plastic surgery, is it!'

'Once I dreamt of being a famous surgeon. Woke up covered in blood.'