Surgical Foodie Pillows

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Culinary surgery.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Local, free-range bug juice.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

Anatomy.

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Anatomy.

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

Surgeon

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

He really puts his heart into it!