Surgical Foodie Prints

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Culinary surgery.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Local, free-range bug juice.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

Anatomy.

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

Anatomy.

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

Surgeon

He really puts his heart into it!

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."