Kitchen Surgery Lovers Pillows

"I sympathize. It's weird for me too."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Baker Romance

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Chef De Party.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Body Building

"It'll never be ready in time."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Anatomy.

Thank you for the wedding present.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.