Surgery Historian Pillows

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Cures for Ye Plague

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

Edward Jenner

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Anatomy.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Early Blood Draw

Anatomy.

John Snow

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Asylum; May contain patients with mental problems.

He really puts his heart into it!

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Covid Vaccines

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

'He really put his heart into it.'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

Antique Ailments