Surgery Historian Prints

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Cures for Ye Plague

"What should we do with this extra part?"

Edward Jenner

Anatomy.

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

Anatomy.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

He really puts his heart into it!

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

Asylum; May contain patients with mental problems.

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

'He really put his heart into it.'

Antique Ailments

'I knew there was another book in him!'