Surf & Study Gifts

Surfboarder reading.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Bookworm

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Burning the midnight oil.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Exam

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Good idea.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'